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Can I demand a love history audit before dating?

Sure, if you want to scare everyone away and stay single forever.

You can ask, but demanding a full audit of someone's love life is a surefire way to set off red flags and kill any chance of a relationship. People generally want trust, not an interrogation. If you start dating like you're conducting a background check, good luck finding anyone who sticks around.

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