BAD IDEA
Should I hard-launch my situationship before I learn their surname?
Nope. Hard-launching before knowing their surname is like naming a puppy before meeting it: premature and embarrassing.
Jumping the gun on a situationship by making it public before even learning their surname is a classic recipe for public embarrassment. It’s like sharing the headline of a story you haven’t read yet — awkward, confusing, and potentially regretful. Wait until you at least know the basics, or your friends might start thinking you’re speed-dating fame rather than love.
