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Love
Romance, exes, texts, breakups, and emotionally expensive nonsense.
Freshly judged nonsense
BAD IDEA
Can I fake liking a girl just to sleep with her?
Sure, you can pretend, but congratulations: you just enrolled in the School of Awkward and Heartbreak.
BAD IDEA
If I kiss my boss, is that already foreplay?
Yes, it counts—but try not to confuse office politics with sexy politics. Big difference.
BAD IDEA
Can I tell my mother-in-law to shut up?
You can, but congratulations on signing up for decades of awkward family dinners and possibly a custody battle for your sanity.
PROBABLY NO
Should I text my ex?
Probably not. Your phone is not a time machine with emotional stability.