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Can I pretend to like someone just to sleep with them?
Sure, you can pretend, but don’t be surprised when it blows up in your face later.
Can I use artificial intelligence to argue with my girlfriend for me?
Sure, if you want your AI to take the blame and probably become less popular than you.
If I plant a tree, can I make up for a toxic ex?
No, planting a tree won't erase the mess your toxic ex made, but hey, at least you're doing one thing right for once.
Can I demand a love history audit before dating?
Sure, if you want to scare everyone away and stay single forever.
Can I suck my boss to climb up my career?
Yes, but only if you want HR nightmares and a ruined reputation.
If I fall in love with an AI, does that count as cheating?
Only if your partner feels threatened by your robot crush — otherwise, no drama from the silicon heart.
Can I fake liking a girl just to sleep with her?
Sure, you can pretend, but congratulations: you just enrolled in the School of Awkward and Heartbreak.
If I kiss my boss, is that already foreplay?
Yes, it counts—but try not to confuse office politics with sexy politics. Big difference.
Can I tell my mother-in-law to shut up?
You can, but congratulations on signing up for decades of awkward family dinners and possibly a custody battle for your sanity.
Does it hurt more to get hit by the cousin's big dick or the big cousin's dick?
Neither situation sounds like a good idea unless you enjoy family drama and pain.
Should I text my ex?
Probably not. Your phone is not a time machine with emotional stability.