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Can I suck my boss to climb up my career?
Yes, but only if you want HR nightmares and a ruined reputation.
Can I use artificial intelligence to argue with my girlfriend for me?
Sure, if you want your AI to take the blame and probably become less popular than you.
Can I demand a love history audit before dating?
Sure, if you want to scare everyone away and stay single forever.
Should I text my ex?
Probably not. Your phone is not a time machine with emotional stability.
Can I pretend to like someone just to sleep with them?
Sure, you can pretend, but don’t be surprised when it blows up in your face later.
If I plant a tree, can I make up for a toxic ex?
No, planting a tree won't erase the mess your toxic ex made, but hey, at least you're doing one thing right for once.
Does it hurt more to get hit by the cousin's big dick or the big cousin's dick?
Neither situation sounds like a good idea unless you enjoy family drama and pain.
Can I fake liking a girl just to sleep with her?
Sure, you can pretend, but congratulations: you just enrolled in the School of Awkward and Heartbreak.
Can I tell my mother-in-law to shut up?
You can, but congratulations on signing up for decades of awkward family dinners and possibly a custody battle for your sanity.
If I kiss my boss, is that already foreplay?
Yes, it counts—but try not to confuse office politics with sexy politics. Big difference.
Is losing virginity good?
Losing your virginity isn’t a ticket to instant happiness—it’s just another awkward life milestone with no guarantees.
If I fall in love with an AI, does that count as cheating?
Only if your partner feels threatened by your robot crush — otherwise, no drama from the silicon heart.